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Two completely inept douche bags, Spanky and Mert, are out on every teenagers lifelong quest - to get some fine pussy action. After scoring a bag full of magical weed from Mert's older brother's stash, the cherry-popping goal seems a lot nearer than peering through the next-door neighbour's bathroom window did. A classic move boys, but it only boasts a 0.2% success rate.